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Owlbears and Savage Cats have been feuding for the past decade on a strip of turf on the outskirts of Speonk, NY. The battling has led to the death of dozens of owlbears, and both sides have spoken of a desire for armistice. As yesterday’s peace talks proved, this deep rooted animosity will not be abandoned anytime soon.</p> <p>Owlbears began migrated to the Savage Cat’s turf outside of Speonk, NY, (the “turf”) in the Summer of ‘87. The area’s richness in cigarette butts, empty anti-freeze jugs, and Type-C treasure attracted the rare owlbears; however, the Savage Cats had a keen interest in keeping the beasts out of their turf because of its strategic location near the Long Island Rail Road epicenter. After mass migration of owlbears to the turf, they began setting up strongholds behind the town’s tennis courts and 7-11s.</p> <p>Owlbears abandoned their neutral alignment and declared war on the Savage Cats in the Winter of ‘93, after a Savage Cat, Frank Riktoni, rolled a 5 + 2 in a dice game. The owlbear that was summonsed would not leave Riktoni alone, and proceeded to use its “special attack” against him. Since that owlbear-hug, the Savage Cats have vehemently disliked owlbears, but this declaration of “mortal enemies” will undoubtedly spark a period of unforeseen violence in Speonk, NY.</p> <ul class="post-footer"> <li class="date"><h3>February 24, 2010, 7:11pm</h3></li> <li><a href="http://www.savagecats.org/post/409954793/savage-cats-declare-owlbear-mortal-enemy" class="permalink">Permalink</a></li> </ul> <div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: left;"><a class="dsq-comment-count" href="http://www.savagecats.org/post/409954793/savage-cats-declare-owlbear-mortal-enemy#disqus_thread">Comments</a></div> </div>  <script type="text/javascript">var disqus_url = "http://www.savagecats.org/post/409954793/savage-cats-declare-owlbear-mortal-enemy"; var disqus_title ="Savage Cats Declare Owlbear “Mortal Enemy”";</script><div id="disqus_thread"></div><script type="text/javascript" src="http://disqus.com/forums/savagecats/embed.js"></script><noscript><a href="http://savagecats.disqus.com/?url=ref">View the discussion thread.</a></noscript><a href="http://disqus.com" class="dsq-brlink">blog comments powered by <span class="logo-disqus">Disqus</span></a><script type="text/javascript"> //<![CDATA[ (function() { var links = document.getElementsByTagName('a'); var query = '?'; for(var i = 0; i < links.length; i++) { if(links[i].href.indexOf('#disqus_thread') >= 0) { query += 'url' + i + '=' + encodeURIComponent(links[i].href) + '&'; } } document.write('<script charset="utf-8" type="text/javascript" src="http://disqus.com/forums/savagecats/get_num_replies.js' + query + '"></' + 'script>'); })(); //]]> </script> </div>  <div id="pagination"> <a href="http://www.savagecats.org/post/404264267">← Previous Post</a> <span id="pagecount"> </span> <a href="http://www.savagecats.org/post/412255464">Next Post →</a> </div> </div>  <div id="footer"> <div id="footer-contain"> <div id="footer-left">    <h3 id="about">About</h3> Savage Cats is a motorcycle gang with global aspirations. 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